Crazy Quotes!

1. He who fries a bunch of plantain
without tasting
any is capable of murder. -Albert Einstein
(1872)
2. Any toilet wey clean never jam correct
shit –Fela
Kuti (1990)
3. He who fully unwraps a Sharwama
eating it
cannot keep a secret -Abraham Lincoln
(1864)
4. Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki
from
pepper soup with his eyes wide open is
not afraid of
anything-Martin Luther King Jr. (1900)
5. Anyone who thinks he has many
enemies has
never been with a mountain of fire
member - William
Shakespeare(178 8)
6. Anyone who graduated without
experiencing
strike probably has never been to Nigeria -
Lord
Lugard (1904)
7. He who ask for stew on top of jollof rice
has trust
issues - Alexander the III (1709)
8. He who refuses to classify Agege bread
n Akara
as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin
Luther king
jnr (1931)
9. Any man who drinks alomo bitters
without
squeezing his face, is capable of murder -
Mario
Balotelli (2009)
10. Drinking Garri doesn't mean you're
poor, but
allowing the garri to swell-up before
drinking is
Poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893).
11. He who runs around looking for
scissors to cut
indomie seasoning sachets is not yet
hungry-
Michael Jackson (2005)
12. Nigeria was never on the map when
God said
LET THERE BE LIGHT –Winston Churchill
1945
13. He who laughs to this and doesn't like
and share
is stingy - The Nation (2014)