My Best FunnyLiners

Judge to prostitute: So when did you realize you were raped? Prostitute, wiping away tears: When the check bounced.
oOo What is faster Hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
oOo Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
o O oWhenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
o O o Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey.
o O o What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
o O o Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
o O o My birth certificate was a letter of apology that my dad got from the condom company…
o O o Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
o O o Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.
o O o If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
o O o I bet you can't give me a Kiss babe!